Re: Proper sexism
"because women are, frankly, utter shite when it comes to sporting facial hair."
Not always true! When I were a lad many decades ago, I had a date with a beautiful Armenian girl I met at a local youth club; when I turned up for the date she was accompanied by an ancient chaperone in a black dress and a black lace head scarf, not only did her facial hair put mine to shame ( kind of Van Dyk, moustache and sideburns) she sucked her popcorn all the way through the first Doctor Who and the Daleks movie.
I was also too nervous to even think of a goodnight kiss at the end of the date.