Impressive
a. Unless they had one hell of a research grant, presumably they did their research from Australia, not the US or India.
b. So unless they used Skype, FaceTime, or the like, they took the men's word for beard quality.
c. On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog: how do they know that these were even men?
d. My experience of telephone polls is that I answer them with a fraction of my attention.