Why not let Google be your publisher
It isn't like they already have the information. They slurp it from every corner of the earth.
Why bother with the likes of Random House, Pocket Books, or Prentice Hall. Go direct to the eventual holder.
Lacking that, include a note on the title page:
"This book shall not be indexed while it is either "in print", or the author is alive".
Biting the hand that feeds IT
