It'll all end in tears
Loving the story the panicked teenager came up with. That and the fact he crashed in Woz's wife points to the likelihood of an improbability field. I'd watch that guy/gal.
Woz is basically saying most gadgets are useless but he buys them anyway, sight unseen, because they're shiny. It has always worried me that some material portion of economic growth depends on producing useless shit that lies idle.