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Shareholder rage freezes Salesforce boss Marc Benioff's package


Dear Sales Force.....

The current incumbent clearly has lost the plot. Therefore, I would like to forward myself as your saviour.

I doubt I will increase sales either but will be extremely happy to carry out this loathsome job for less than current market rate.

I would also add, that for just a little more renumeration I could wear a suit and tie, and look like I am interested in the job.

Your faithfull servant

Head of IT

Mossack Fonseca

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