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Police create mega crime database to rule them all. Is your numberplate in it? Could be

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It's a splendid idea...it'll increase productivity for hackers by an order of magnitude as there'll only be the one system they need to hack now. Why not go the whole fucking way and include NHS records and people's surfing history while they're about it?

Teresa May being involved in a stupid fucking scheme against the best interests of the population; who'd a thunk it?

It also noted that members of the public have a responsibility to follow some basic rules to protect ourselves – choosing the more secure products, installing security software on all our devices, downloading software updates, particularly on our smartphones, and using strong passwords.

Hang on; weren't they trying to stop us having any security at all last week? I fucking despair...

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