Too louses
I have not decide who is worse Leisure Suit Larry and his minions or Slurp. This has the feel of brawl between to bottom feeders; a pox on both. The real problem for both is relational databases are a very good but mature technology that is well understood. It is excellent for many problems but lack database systems is also very dismal in other situations. Plus for both there are very good FOSS databases available such as PostgreSQL and MariaDB.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
