Wasted Watts
Our grandchildren will weep at our folly, "Yes, it's true, old grandfather Brokey paid in dollars to have a man burn coal to make his electrons for him. But far worse, he pushed those electrons through the most peculiar circuit; one that recreated the heat from the burning coal at nearly peak efficiency! Unsatisfied with this, Brokey then spent more electrons blowing the heat about his home, even on the hottest days of the year. And you must know, young one, he did all this so that he could watch videos of kittens."