Re: Bears vs. alligators+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I had to deal with an aircon failure, and the engineer's report was five words long:
"Seagulls have eaten the pipes"
Having seen the local seagulls dive-bomb, kill and eat other birds, I could well believe it. They'll eat anything they can lay their beaks on, and they crap something that sticks to glass better than superglue.
"So, were the pipes a starter, main or dessert then ?"