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Scariest climate change prediction yet: More time to eat plane food

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Re: Surely it wil average out

Clearly no one here is a pilot...

Are winds getting stronger? Well, yes, it's been measured, and they are. A study of albatrosses found that their average weight has been decreasing in recent years, and it is assumed that this is because the higher winds are making them work harder per calorie of food gained. And no, there are no known "natural causes" for albatrosses being on a diet

Thank you oh great wise expert for enlightening us all with that glorious non sequitur which so effortlessly and beautifully encapsulates your entire zombie religion.

ASSUMED by whom and by what authority?

"Albatrosses are getting thinner therefore AGW! DEATH!!! DEATH!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"

Nothing, OF COURSE, to do with industrial fishing forcing them "on a diet"

Nothing, OF COURSE, to do with that EQUALLY WELL KNOWN krill collapse forcing them "on a diet"

...etc... etc...

Do you know what "ecosystem" means? "Complex"?

Christ alive

Thinner THEREFORE AGW! DEATH!!! DEATH!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

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