There's your problem
As it's saturday I had time to do some research and I think I found at least some answers:
If you experience problems with a web browser you must sacrifice a steer or an oxen.
Sacrifying a female goat apparently is the thing to do when it's a faulty hardware driver, except for on-board graphics. That will take either a white female sheep or a black male goat, the sources I found are somewhat unclear on that particular point. Further study seems to be indicated.
And if you have printer problems - forget it. Male unicorn.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
