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That's cute, Germany – China shows the world how fusion is done

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not true, I am developing a UK based fusion reactor in a garage in Swindon, that has to date seen some very promising results.

Did you know it's possible to run 23 microwave ovens off a single home plug socket, after a bit of rewiring?

So far I have managed to contain an apple turnover within a high energy microwave field for over 20 minutes, to the point that the internal temperature of the turnover became hotter than the Sun.

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