The Inscrutable Munge
My favourite comment on a 2-liner in Matlab to seed a rng based on current time:
t = clock;
rseed = mod(round(cumprod([10000,60,60,24,31,12])*t(6:-1:1)'),2^32); % inscrutable munge
(I did once actually figure out what it was supposed to be doing, so not that inscrutable, I guess.)