Re: Going green, and blue, and red, and pink...
I read about a guy who ran his moped on monkey spunk, but I seem to remember it was a little sluggish and the local zoo wasn't being very cooperative, so he traded it in for a better model that ran on leopards fanny batter.
Although come to think about it, it was a Viz cartoon strip and might not have been totally accurate.
Anyway, I assume after reading that most deplorable AC comment above, I couldn't be any more offensive if I tried.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
