Well if we're
into gadgets..... presenting
Boris' magic cushion... simply plug the lead into a USB port, and the cushion generates a temperature of 98.8F, thus the sneaky desk eye thing thinks theres a human seated at the desk all day while you can sneak off down the pub
And if HR are using the metric of "how long each employee is seated at their desk" to decide performance for the performance related pay review, you might even get a nice pay rise too
I would never get one of those... never at my desk long enough to log in before some other crap goes TITSUP down the other end of the factory
Biting the hand that feeds IT
