accidents
Accidents - yes, I wind them up. A few years ago, I had several calls from indian call centres, and I fed them a lot of useless information, such as:
Name: Adolf Eichmann
Address: 12 Tampon Road
One day they called me to discuss an "accident" and I recorded the whole conversation and put most of it up on youtube, along with subtitles. I led them along with my "decapitation injury".
That's how you waste their time, and have some fun doing it.
Here's the link: https://youtu.be/UakaSdXk8ZI