The candidates scare me
An animated wig called fart
A creationist
Someone to the left of Corbyn
Any a lot of US people think I am insane for suggesting their current best candidates are the brother of a previous president and the wife of the one before.
They actually like the fart, or they are so thick they believe in creationism (my thoughts are, if you believe in it you are a moron), and I use the Pope as an example of a religious person who knows it is bollocks.
Donald Fart is a cut price, low intelligence version of Nigel Farage, but with a big dollop of Nick Griffin.
At least our mad haired politician is actually quite clever.