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Yes, HPE and Azure are dating, but it's OK if we see other people – Hilf

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In other news...

... Walmart has announced they are the "preferred provider" for Coca Cola. Walmart executives later stated that they will continue as a reseller of Pepsi, milk, orange juice, and plain-wrap toilet paper. Coca Cola executives quickly clarified that Coke will continue being available at competing supermarkets, restaurants, and your local vending machine.

Walmart closed down for the day, and Coca Cola closed up.

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