The other day I signed up to a dating site, and right away I got dozens of messages. Most of them were one-liners, or seemed automated, but one stood out as genuine and interesting, so I fired off a reply.
They quickly replied, and we immediately hit it off. We started chatting every day on Skype, and things were going well. Then one day they said, I need a bout tree-fitty.
Well, it was about that time that I noticed my partner was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said, "Dammit monster! Get off Skype! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
