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Who's a naughty boy then? squawked "Toothless" the parrot?

Now am I missing something or is the whole charade, oops, sorry 'protection and governance regime' made out of FUCKING TISSUE PAPER???

Local headline: naughty coppers punished by only having Rich Tea biscuits with their coffee...

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