The damned weather is threatening our national security...
So what are we going to do?
Well I'll tell you, on days where it may get so draughty that PEOPLES HOMES may be damaged, we will make it illegal for it to be VERY WINDY.
Punishable my much? hell yeh. 1,000 in years in solitary for EVERY GUST.
Also anyone supporting or encouraging (even the slightest grimace) of a bit of a draft will be 'disappeared' to our latest hi-tech, 'black' interrogation centre, that is SO SECRET, even El Pres (either/both countries) cannae know anything about it at all.
Meanwhile, BACK IN THE REAL WORLD...
/sighs
Biting the hand that feeds IT
