What does Dido know
about security ffs? She's a ppe grad. If she says the security wasn't "up-to-scratch" how the F**k would she know? You'd think that £7M a year would buy a few IT courses to get her up to speed, wouldn't you? But, of course, for a top-flight CEO that sort of basement tech. knowledge isn't required, just an in depth knowledge of flannel for the tabloid press. Unfortunately, luv, that doesn't cut it for the rest of us.
More guillotines, please.