Statement from GCHQ/NSA
After examination of the Windows 10 source code, we find almost all back-doors and covert telemetry we want is already in-place and MSFT execs have quickly agreed to insert the additional code we've supplied. Understandably, as they don't want to share a cell with 'Bubba'.
If you've done nothing wrong you've nothing to worry about.
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Biting the hand that feeds IT
