I will give it max 3 days fro the launch before we hear:
*It fell over trying to go up/down a bad curb.
*It was stolen and taken apart, Johnny 5 no DISASSEMBLE!
*It was run over.
*IT ran out of power navigating a busy town and has been put "somewhere safe" by Joe public. In the mean time, these Skype bods, spend a week looking for it, to find its been put in the local corner shop for safe keeping.
*It gets ravaged by an angry dog.
etc etc