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Boffins solve bacon crisis with newly-patented plant

Chris G

WWF

Keep the bacon substitutes coming, then soon I'll be able to start a pig farm with an endangered species grant from the WWF. All the real bacon will be mine!

Too much pork in a short period of time can be a hazard for good health, a flying pig crash landing on you for instance.

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