Been There
I worked for a bank for over 25 years, really I liked the people and the job. I was told everything was moving and they didn't need me anymore. So I was given a sev. package that included an agreement that for two months I would be available to work, heres the kicker. They paid my salary for those two months along with the package and I was working elsewhere within one.
So if they pay them two years salary, just don't come to work? How would that be?