Worried for the 600 Passengers...
Not sure I'd want to be getting on a packed boat with Joe Belfiore for a World tour, it would be like an intense, hard sell timeshare holiday pitch except for Windows 10.
That ship is surely to have a few gaping holes too, only found once its put to sea, patched over patches in the bow of the ship. Basically unfit to sail, but hey, launch it anyway.
...and of course, real life Pirates are far worse than the ones in Cyberspace.
Has Joe really thought this through?