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Re: Masturbation

Until you pop into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and have a wank, only to come back into the lounge and find that your smart TV is now tuned to QVC and you've ordered thirteen gross of Disney Princess™ hand towels, an illuminated jacuzzi and booked a 14 day holiday for three to a Swedish cheese farm.

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