Re: Mah ranch is so big ...
-->Aussie responds " Yeah, I had a horse like that once."
A relative emigrated to Australia after WW2 and the family consensus was that he would be back before long having failed to make it. However, he stayed and the family consensus then was that he was some kind of jobbing builder, a big come down from our increasingly middle class family. Then he came for a visit, and happened to see my Velo. "Ooh yes," he said "I've got one of them. I use it to inspect the rabbit fence every week."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
