Mars is Red!
I had to triple check y'all hadn't written "Maoist conspiracy theorists".
Then I read further... it's worse...
If Rush makes me cry from my left eye, is that part of NASA's salty water conspiracy?
If Rush makes me cry from my right eye, his conspiracy?
If I cry from both eyes at the same time, will his brain explode, please...
Somebody find an old recording of "GOP Love Call" crooned by Slim Reagan!