Re: I'd light a torch
You are a Grue. the most feared creature in the world of twisted mazes.
You see Simon approaching, smiling pleasantly, and bearing a cattleprod while he scopes out your home.
What do you do?
1) Attempt to eat him.
2) Run. Very fast, and in any direction, as long as it's away from Simon?
Biting the hand that feeds IT
