Re: Sorry but how is this at all funny or appropriate?
"If Volkswagen alters the engine management software to make the cars run cleaner, then fuel economy and the cars' speed will be affected, and owners aren't going to be happy about that."
Shirley if VW _do_ alter the software, it will merely bring it into line with the published figures?
Be interesting to see how you can sue someone for making it run better, either way.