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BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE

thx1138v2

Time to call in the contractors. I'm awaiting your call.

After paying next year's mortgage, I can blow up all the HDD drives and force new equipment purchases for you that I'll outsource to Romania.

It usually only takes 10 - 12 iterations of the above to get your way. Of course the count starts over every time you get a new manager which makes the balcony very useful.

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