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"Reminds me, who has gone to A & E claiming to have falled under their Roomba. "
In Scotland many years ago a stag night would sometimes end with the groom and a farm milking machine.
A nurse girlfriend once recounted the A&E case of an unfortunate man who had failed to recognise the potential problem with a Babycham bottle's shape.