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North Korea exploits 0-day in Seoul's favourite word processor

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Re: Please

Kim Jong Un: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!

Hans Blix: Mr. Kim, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.

Kim Jong Un: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?

Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.

Kim Jong Un: Or else what?

Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

Kim Jong Un: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.

Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]

Kim Jong Un: A rittle more.

Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]

Kim Jong Un: Good.

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