Your chance to be the new Ashley.
Fat chance of a money-making website calling itself Noel Biderman ever raking it in from anyone who prizes her / his intelligence as much as her/his carnality. That this outfit had to deck itself out with so hilarious a fiction to begin with says all there is to say about the veracity of anything else it might claim (as well as the gullibility of those who actually threw money at it.)
But now poor Ashley is damaged goods. Time, methinks, for another circus tent to loud-hail the punters. Noelle Bidmebed might possibly be a nice little earner but it's difficult to see a tagline in there. "Chelsea Tractor: A Good Ride Guaranteed" has a lot more going for it (and especially with non-UK audiences who haven't a clue as to its provenance) but El Reg readers can surely come up with something even more enticing.
There may be money in it but the primary objective is to spread love and happiness amongst the 627,894 website members who will sign up in the first 10 minutes. 'Onest.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
