Re: Old news
It's worse. Depending on how you are moving relative to Markarian 231 (not to be confused with Spandex 12), the merger may have occurred at any time selectable of your past. It depends on m/s values, too.
Can't be arsed to do the special relative calculations, anyone with no girlfriend tonight might be so kind...
all people are Time Travellers
No. All people are Time Spaghetti. That's not the same at all.