My car will never be stolen as
A: It's a girls car, apparently
B: It's one of three of the colour and type within 100 square miles
C: It's a complete bloody shed. Haven't washed it in about five months as doing 100 miles a day means it's covered in flies after a week anyway. It's due a wash really, before it turns even more brown (the other brown is rust).
Never had anyone mess with it. My Micra got more trouble.
Steven R
Biting the hand that feeds IT
