What with that, and bonkers colour descriptions such as "Black Sapphire" and "Gold Platinum" it's a wonder my eyes have actually stopped rolling. At least the bit were we were talked at was mercifully brief.
Honestly, you don't realise the suffering we have to endure when we attend these events...
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