Impressions
The two phrases I took away from TFA were:
However, a statue that small would be eroded and destroyed easily, so it has a higher chance of being a living being.
Which should just provoke an raging debate about the statistical likelihood of either of those.
Also:
Jesus in a bucket of pizza sauce
Which made me wonder, who the hell eats food out of buckets? Perhaps four legs really are better.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
