Re: Bah!
Headlines of history:
Measurer of angles and explorer Charles Babbage invents "Sumerian Writing"! Locals can now write down the cows owed on pottery! Marketplace proclamation at 11. Praise Urdu!
Charles Babbage was recently seen consulting with the NSA on quantum cryptography. More on this at 11 - Next: The role of Kim Kardashian's arse in the Iran negotations. After this message!!