"...Here's three reasons why."
Tongue in f*$&ing cheek?! We can only hope.
FOR THE LOVE OF $deity, EL REG, STOP THIS CLICK-BAIT NONSENSE, YOU'RE KILLING MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL!!!!!!
Seriously, though, if this shit keeps up without an explanation, I'm going to take your sorry butts out of my RSS reader.