Re: I thought the reason we evolved..
...was to cook.. bbq... make things tasty and crispy.
That's correct. The magical confluence of men, beer, fire, meat, bread, and sunshine. Unfortunately the ladies don't seem to understand the simplicity of the idea, and I'd just like to make a public appeal to women of planet earth:
A barbecue does not involve salad. Ever. Or coleslaw. Or cous cous. Or vegetables. Or fancy gastro-pub style ten deck gourmet burgers. Or any meat products purchased from a supermarket (with possibly a solitary exception for home made burgers from supermarket bought mince).
And for the gents, a polite reminder: No Budweiser or similar camp drinks.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
