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BT are going to be forced to up their monthly bandwidth limit because Mrs. Miggins has no idea what a metered connection is or how to turn off torrenting in Windows Update, but she does know how to ring Watchdog.
Cisco bets on real-world events with overseas audiences resuming in late 2021
India orders 180-day sprint to wire 46,000 villages
She was praised by the CEO and promoted. After her brother and mom died, she returned from compassionate leave. IBM laid her off
Have no idea WTF is going on with the Oracle-Walmart TikTok deal? Don’t sweat it, here’s our latest rundown
Won't somebody think of the Oracle execs? No pay rises, bonuses, equity awards for top brass until 2022 at earliest
Halloween approaches and the veil between worlds wears thin – the Windows 10 October 2020 Release walks among us
We don't need maintenance this often, surely? Pull it. Oh dear, the system's down
Tencent in talks for 'longterm solution' to WeChat mess as injunction keeps the app alive
'I don’t want to see another computer for the rest of my life'... Brit Dark Overlord cyber-extortionist thrown in an American clink for five years
Contractor convicted of pinching supercomputer cycles to mine cryptocurrency
MP promises to grill UK.gov over revelations that Uber handed '2,000 pieces' of user data to London cops a year
Russians charged for $16.8m crypto-coin heist, but traders warned their cash is only as safe as their security is tight
Imagine working for GitHub and writing a command-line interface for the platform, then GitHub makes an 'official' one
Anglian Water fishes for on-trend laundry list – including low-code work – in £24m trawl
You can add comms API merchant Twilio to the list of tech firms that have seen biz booming thanks to lockdown
DevOps pilgrim Progress forks out $220m for automation crew Chef
Ports in a storm: The Matebook 14 won't set your world on fire, but it's still a half-decent laptop
Oracle Zooms past rivals to run TikTok’s cloud, take stake alongside WalMart and ByteDance investors
It's IPO week and one of Wall Street's own is raising the spectre of a stock market crash
Top 5 billionaires find that global pandemics are good for business – and their wallets
OnePlus to drop slightly better version of latest flagship next month ... and that's the T
Ready to slip into your suitca... or not: Logitech wheels out new 'travel-sized' version of MX Master 3
Nvidia GeForce RTX 3080 debut derailed by website glitches, bots, lack of supply
Das Keyboard 4C TKL: Plucky mechanical contender strikes happy medium between typing feel and clackety-clack joy
Future airliners will run on hydrogen, vows Airbus as it teases world-plus-dog with concept designs
We're not getting back with Galileo, UK govt tells The Reg, as question marks sprout above its BS*
Let's go space truckin': 1970s probe Voyager 1 is now 14 billion miles from home
One down, two to go: Astra's first attempt to reach orbit scuppered by iffy guidance
UK govt urged to bolt tough legal protections onto Arm and protect jobs – or simply veto Nvidia's £31bn acquisition
Another reminder that bias, testing, diversity is needed in machine learning: Twitter's image-crop AI may favor white men, women's chests
Coding unit tests is boring. Wouldn't it be cool if an AI could do it for you? That's where Diffblue comes in
Wanna live on the edge and play with a multi-core system crammed with 5G, AI? Here's a dev kit Qualcomm has in mind
Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of 'Advanced Night Repair' skin cream helping NASA to commercialise space
Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play
As we stand on the precipice of science fiction into science fact, people say: Hell yeah, I want to augment my eyesight!
Strap in for the wild ride that is invest.com: A failed legal battle, millions of dollars on the line... and that Yo! app
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