'Sit back and relax. Relax.. and welcome. Welcome to the testing program.
Soon you will enter the first chamber.
Right. Now, you might be asking yourself, "Just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phonebook of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?" Let me answer those questions with a statement
You're here because we want the best, and you've installed it'
(with mild apologies to Valve)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
