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Cops baffled by 'canal corpse' that turned out to be COCONUTS

0laf Silver badge

What'll I do with all these out of date coconuts Dave? Put them in the recycling?

Nah, fill up that duvet cover with them and we'll chuck them in the canal.

In someone's mind a duvet and a canal is the best option for getting rid of coconuts. That's quite frighting really.

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