Re: You make it sound easy, but it is not
There was a woman who put something like 150k miles on her SUV (or whatever) without a single oil change, without even knowing that it was necessary,
The people who really need to be laughed at are the ones who junked that SUV when it finally broke down, or tipped the oil in the sludge can and serviced it in the usual way. Had they stripped that engine down and analyzed the oil in forensic detail, they might have learned something valuable! (I'm assuming that they didn't).