order changes to networks
Including installing this little black box we have here, don't ask what it's for. Patriot Act school of network eng one assumes? Notify us of changes (honest it's nothing to do with us back-dooring your gear). I'd literally rot in jail/raise up and army before I found any of this acceptable.
Terrorists? These guys are jokers, try fighting a few thousand people who know what the fk they're doing.