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Robo-car wars: Delphi's near crash, prang, wallop with Google DENIED!

Camilla Smythe

Probably...

FUD FOLLOWS,

Copied each others API's from Elon Musk. Next you know Oracle will be suing them.

Bloke is driving down the road in his <insert car here>Car</insert car here> and the API notices 'Flash Flash Flash' via its rear view thing and decides to speed up.

55-60-70 mph.

'Flash Flash Flash'

70-80-90 mph

'Flash Flash Flash'

100-110-120 mph

The flashing stops..

'Tap Tap Tap'

Passenger clicks the override window button. Whirr Thunk.

'Excuse me mate. Have you got a light?'

'Are you trying to kill yourself?!1!'

'I only smoke two a day.'

ETC

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