"Keep your hands off the wheel, sir" Steering wheel? You don't need no stinking steering wheel - that's a very dangerous device. BTW, you're late on your child support so we'll be routing you to the nearest cop shop to take care of that. Never mind, an autoupdate installed a new app that just came online and we automatically paid your child support so off to work you go. Well, never mind. We just found that the automatic bank draft overdrew your account so it's off to the bank for you but they're closed for a holiday today so we've decided the safest place for you is home in bed. Off you go. But wait! One quick stop for a battery recharge. Ooops, your account is overdrawn. Shutting down in 3...2...1...
....Autoboot is bring your system up for a message from your employer, "You're fired!" Shutting down in 3...2...1...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
